Category: Fiction

Various short stories, mostly from 1998-2006.

  • Blofly Sings The Blues

    Ernest Blofly wasn’t very happy with his day. Mr. Blofly was, in fact, fairly pissed off about his life in general. This was because, unknown to most, God hated Ernest Blofly. And so it was that all of the worst things that were possible happened to Ernest Blofly.   Ernest Poquat Blofly was born at…